Excellent synopsis that taught me something. Thank you. 

I have a love- hate relationship with the LA car scene. When I visit family there, it is awesome to see daily driver astons and bentaygas driving in the next lane and speeding up before you can change lanes; however, it ticks me off to realize that when I get home to my state, Mustangs, Chargers, and an occasional…

“Bulletproof” glass doesn’t mean a bullet won’t break the glass, just that a bullet won't come through when it hits it.  Just saying....

What turns a good writer into a star is the "... and he still has wet feet" ending. 

Have you seen the graphics in the Atari 2600? Of course life was hard.

I seem to remember Motor Trend reporting the BiTurbo was the fastest 0-60 production car at the time. 

True, but aren’t most salesmen paid on commission? The dealer doesn't care how inefficient the process is time wise,  as long as they can maximize revenue

It’s not “almost like”. Those dealers depend on making as many customers suckers as possible.

Lightly modded = abused suspension and drivetrain.  CP

There is definitely a metaphor at play here,  but I don't think it is "much better"... at least not for the activists,  anyway. 

You, sir,  get my star. 

... and the carseats would look so good strapped to the hood. ;)

This is exactly right, and why you don’t buy a Genesis.

Torch, you are a lovely, lovely man and I love your suggestion so much I’d ask it out if it had its own consciousness.

I’d like to configure it as an Aston Martin DB11.

Redundant, so deleted

Drive thrus are a shining light on a hill, a beacon showcasing American innovation.

When a Volkswagen bug and a Porsche Cayman love each other very much....

Came here to post this, but Red Pirate Roberts had already done it— and better than I would have done.

Please explain all the differences between this and the other 22 versions of 911 so a non-porscheophile will understand why he should care about this once, but do it so the porscheophiles won’t flood your inbox about how how missed the deceased weight from the magnesium heater vents.