I was with three cars going down a hill into a richer area of town when we passed a camped out cruiser set up in perfect speed trap position. All going roughly the same speed. The other cars were 3-5 years old, mine was 12 and looked a little rough.

Eating fast food is bad enough, but walking into a fast food place is just rubbing your own nose in the fact that you’ve just given up for the day.

 In grad school stats we did a multiple regression analysis of different factors on car depreciation.

I mean, looking at those cars makes me want to write sonnets, to sing ballads, to look up some klimt paintings on the internet.

You sure you’re on the right website? I mean, stick around if you’d like, but...man

My dream garage starts with these two cars (sans volante version) and then goes from there.

I remember the cutaway picture of this car that was in Popular Mechanics ( which was awesome for teenage me), but myhottake is that this has always been an ugly car. It is a 911 with a steamer trunk attached to the back.

I heard that McLaren has a thing for bad movies and are renaming it the McLaren Unobtanium.

You could be right.

I’ve decided that 90 per cent of the grief Jay gets from car guys is pure jealousy.

2010's: where racing is safe, and car shows are dangerous.

Truth. Thank the Lord for Orel Hershiser

I love well done restomods. If i had the cash I’d scratch a check for a C2 corvette and 57 Chevy Belair right now.

Some things can’t be explained and must be experienced: humor, physical attraction, and seeing a beautiful car.

Yes, sociopaths are incapable of remorse.

How do you clean/ polish piano black plastic? I put Armor all on it once, and that was a mistake.

Hot take:

Everytime I’m reminded that the same org that sponsors Jezebel and The Root also sponsors a blog devoted to awesome military hardware and defense, I laugh until I remember that it is supposed to be serious.

Poor little supercar