The 3-wheeler one caught me off guard. Every time I see someone in one those, the driver looks to be solidly millennial. 

The only way this stops is,with felony convictions for tow companies, forced refund of tow fees and lifetime bans for a second offense. When this BS hits,the wallets it stops. Also RICO definitely applies. As does finding out who they bribe in government, how much they got and how many years in prison for taking…

That was my thought as well

Definitions are pretty clear.

I’m surprised no one has gotten shot over this yet.

So basically, you’d curse her with The Hoffman... but with the pictures of you giving them the finger added.

The person I hate the most is (was) my father’s third wife.

I like how souless this is...you can’t even enjoy driving a this slow car fast.

1984 Hyundai Pony.

You have to keep the top open at all times too. That way, everyone can see you getting carsick while stuck in traffic.

I’m making a note to never piss you off.

FOR THE WIN!

An automatic Diesel Chevette with zero options. NO AC. Slow as molasses in the Arctic and during the summer they get to bake as they take forever to get to where they need to get to.

That is also the problem with traffic laws that vary from state-to-state. When my son moved from one state to another he ended up getting a ticket for a left turn into the right lane rather than the left most lane. It was perfectly legal in the state he came from.

Yeah, we do that here too (Washington State), but it’s rare. Problem is, people think blinking yellow arrow means “go quickly, it’s about to turn red!” and end up speeding through their turn. My neighbor, who moved here from California, had no idea what it was. That’s the problem with state-by-state driving signals…

Nah, leave it up to local municipalities to make their call. I’ve had countless hours of my life wasted yearly due to having to wait at intersections at red lights where absolutely zero cars passed through the intersection for the entirety of the light cylce as I was waiting for green. I’d add ban the bs left turn…

Counterpoint: Why does anyone truly want to ride a bike all the time?

Too bad this would require the trash folks to put the can back, I never know where I will find mine on trash and recycling days. 

It’s bad, judgmental writing.  Jalopnik has gone downhill.  Does Jalop characterize racing as events for rich douchebags?  They can do better, but choose not to.  

I originally thought an easy ND. This thing is ugly. And nobody desired them back in the day. And they drove like shit. Though 17 year old me did have fun with the V8 in one, even if it was a late malaise 318.