This coming from a country where CCTV reigns supreme and kitchen knives are regulated.

I hate it when a company threatens to do X if I do Y, and I agree to it. And then I do Y and the company does X. The worst.

THIS is where you prove your Jalop cred. Reasonable price for an interesting/amusing relic with relatively minor (for an Alfa) issues to deal with.

The air intake goes right through the insulation. If you look closely you can seep a pipe going through and apparently into the firewall. If I had to guess I would say it’s plumbed to something well above the waterline to protect it against inhaling spray.

Awesome... hell of a deal, thank you! Now THAT’S quality customer service! :)

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Wow... that’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. 

That discomfort may be a feature, not a bug. If the chairs are uncomfortable, you won’t linger at the table as long and they can seat the next party.

Welcome to Jalopnik, Urkel!

“Most likely that name evokes images of sports sedans and coupes powered by silky smooth, rev-loving straight-six engines and a sport-oriented driving experience.”

Pretty fucking ignorant to call all Muslims, the inventors of innumerable important mathematic equations and developers of all sorts of important advances in medicine, astronomy, and natural sciences, “anti-science." You clown.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

I told my wife last night that I’m tired of old white men fucking shit up all the time and she called me mean. I told her as an old white man, I’m damn well tired of my shit and am allowed to be mean about it.

Wow, am I the only one who thinks this car is balls-out amazing?

Ahh! My eyesight sucks! I thought it said “gas only!” I’ll chalk it up to being Monday. :)

Ugh, as someone who wears a mustache and goatee (and yes I know that has a name), I can say that this trend of gross bushy unkempt beards makes me not want to eat at places that have that. Keep that watermelon-juice sponge away from my food. I have seen exactly one beard hairnet in use in the world, it’s not common.…

Thanks Kristen. I havent wanted a Lambo this bad since I was a teen in the 80s.

Pffft, what do you want for your measly $4,500, to live forever?

I’m so close to a NP on this one. If it was manual, it would push it over the edge.

Probably the finest example of a 1990 Chrysler LeBaron GT in existence.