I hope you enjoy it! I don’t know if they’ll be the best wings you’ve ever had, but I feel pretty certain you won’t regret going.

I moved away from Milwaukee a few years back, and I still miss it. It’s definitely my favorite city in which I’ve lived. I strongly recommend Oscar’s for burgers and Points East for what are, far and away, the best hot wings I’ve ever had.

A couple years back, I decided to get a cabin on Amtrak and ride from San Francisco to Chicago and back. It was expensive and long, yes, but it was just a wonderful vacation. I’ve done the cross country drive a bunch of times, and I guarantee you that the train route is much more scenic. I’m definitely going to be…

Fool—His money

“That swamp would make a wonderful place for a cesspit!”

Last time David Tracy decided to go for a walk, his shoelaces broke.

Now that’s good stuff. There are so many creative ways rules can be enforced in online games, and, sadly, most companies go with ineffective traditional responses.

And I will

Today at 10:56 AM

Holy shit, I just went through your comment history, and you have spent literally the entire day just being an asshole on Kinja! For god’s sake, man, get a real hobby! I hear bird watching is nice, if you have an utterly abhorrent personality.

I know it takes a lot of effort for you to consider the consequences of your actions, but most people can go through, “is this situation going to be improved by the police?” pretty quickly. That’s the difference between making an emotional response to a situation and an intelligent response.

I said, “think twice,” not, “under no circumstances ever call the police.” There’s a difference.

Yeah, it really is sad when that happens. I used to do criminal defense work, and plenty of times, I’d hear a similar story. It’s terrible, but I would tell anyone thinking of calling the cops on a loved one to think real hard before they dial, because once you do, at least where I was, you have officially ceded all…

Given the guy’s history, I wouldn’t at all be surprised if he replaced all the building’s light fixtures with whale oil lamps on his way out. He made Captain Planet villians look like they had reasonable motivations.

You know, I’ve never before found any of the clips of Conan I’ve watched very funny, but that one had me rolling. Thanks for sharing.

I swear to god, I must be using my phone entirely wrong. Who the hell texts like that, particularly in a negotiation? Why the fuck are all my coworkers, who are almost all older than me, ceaselessly entertained by their phones? Why do messages over the Facebook tell me I should be responding with certain animated…

Fun fact: Kinja has the much-maligned infinite scrolling just to accommodate these posts. You’ll find “Why the fuck are you setting off fireworks on July 20th?!” after the tenth Insta-Pot ad.

Yeah, it makes for terrible articles, but the return on that word of the month calendar has been incredible.

NFL rules: they’re either nebulously defined or inconsistently enforced.

I’ve driven through Indiana a bunch of times, and every time I did, I swore that half their state budget comes from ticketing out-of-state speeders who just want to get to the next border over. It was just pulled-over cars and nothing, far as the eye could see. It’s nice to see they can make money on the other side of…