I know it’s splitting hairs, and maybe it’s just me, but the “we understand that people were offended” apology rings almost as false as the “I’m sorry if anyone was offended.” “We understand that” means, to me, that they’re sorry they got caught. If they opted for “we understand why,” that would make a pretty decent…

Vice President of the United States, President of the Senate, and Spectator-in-Chief of Sporting Events.

If it’s a biodegradable, canola oil based grease, isn’t it essentially Crisco, the same stuff that didn’t work before?

You don’t need to play the first two games to enjoy the third. I got the second game free from Xbox, and DESPISED it. But I gave The Witcher 3 a go, and it’s probably one of my favorite games I’ve ever played. I’m about 370 hours into it at this point.

It’s one thing to pretend you’re a cowboy, but pretending you’re a professional bullrider is just embarassing.

This was really weird to me at first, too. They’re best of five matches, but they play a minimum of four maps. I assume this is partially because they want to put on a good show for the audience, but also, the invididual match points (like, point captures or whatever) will be used in postseason seeding.

Isn’t discrimination based on unrelated past criminal record illegal in at least some states? Do they just not plan to play places where that’s the case?

Well, make sure to remind your father of the food safety rules: raw severed heads should ALWAYS be stored on a lower shelf than the ready-to-eat peanut butter.

Yeah, I took a little bit of sword training, and I think the first thing we were told was to hold the sword by the top and bottom of the grip for the most control, and the second thing was to hold the sword low and pointed at the opponent to make judging the length of the blade more difficult. Not to mention a sword…

I swear to god, that ad has been memory holed. Every time I try to find it on Youtube to add to a post, there’s only one copy, and it looks like it was recorded by Handicam from an over the air broadcast in the middle of the Ozarks.

Back when I was in a Cub Scout camp over the winter break oh so many years ago, my den and I were all gathered around a campfire getting instruction on one thing or another, when the den leader says to one of the kids, “Back up, your boots are melting.” Some people need to be told that outside of video games, too.

I’ve never been there, but every word in that sentence makes me believe you’re right.

I can’t remember where I heard this (I think it may have been the Freakonomics podcast), but according to this source, studies show that problem gamblers actually have a negative response to winning a game, and a positive one to losing. This isn’t the result of a survey, but an actual, physiological response. I can’t…

I mean, is he wrong? Trump rode the persecution complex of Breitbart’s readers right into the White House. I can only imagine seeing their traditional bases turning blue will only make them stay up at night even later, telling themselves they’re the strongest. Remember, these are the kinds of people who claim this is…

There are eleven causes of action, and ten relate to sexual abuse, negligent hiring, rention, and supervision, or failure to make reports as they’re required under mandated reporter statutes. The eleventh is for declaratory relief that this contract is unenforceable. The article focuses on that one, presumably,…

I admit, I meant to go back and change that bit, then got distracted. So now it’s stuck. Let’s hear it, then, worst place to take a dump, in your opinion.

Is there a toilet in the world that is less pleasant to shit in than a major league stadium toilet? The wait, the cleanliness, the smell, the other people, everything about it is terrible. MAYBE a beer festival portapotty lineup, but at least in that everything will be working as intended.

Be very careful that it’s a shady area. God forbid the guy who might have just been poisoned gets sunburn, too.