Or they could just put the actual year. Super Bowl I wasn’t the defining event of an epoch or anything. It’s not like the birth of a savior or the founding of a nation or the creation of the world. I don’t have the level of interest required to convert between Super Bowl XLIV and whatever year that may be. To me, it’s…

Somebody call Ken Burns. I think he may want to shoot this script.

I hate this idea. Hell, I despise it, just like everything else Manfr... holy shit, I’m old, aren’t I?

Guess this will just mean more push for pre-sales.

Right? It’s almost as if the Pats combine a really good football team with an asshole savant of a coach. When they make the documentary about him, it’s going to be like a football-themed Sherlock Holmes movie.

I just wish it mattered where they were in each episode. They may as well have be filmed in Cleveland for all it mattered except for that one episode where they did the drifting bit.

It’s almost as though he has a horse in the race, right?

There was one kid in my middle school a decade back who won on a field trip. It was the stuff of legends.

None on their balls, I’m sure, and that’s all we need to know.

“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

100% with you on the roaches. My fraternity house had them back when I lived there, and they are loud enough to wake me when the skitter around. Of course, once they woke me up, nothing would do except to sit in bed with my boot, waiting to smash one of the fuckers.

They won’t be broke in three years if they have it. They’ll be broke in three years and a week.

How does a guy so concerned with the appearance of opulence so consistently go around looking like he’s dressed in someone’s hand me downs?

They’re banking on a lot more quiverfull families. Not a bad call.

There are some games in which it works really well, and a bunch where it’s shoehorned in because it’s the “in” thing at the moment, like procedural generation was not long ago. It takes work to make those things work!

Simply having read this article has gotten the theme tune to Double Dragons stuck in my head. I really don’t mind in the least.

Those synonyms in that definition are awfully loose.

Edited like I’m approving Texan textbooks.

I’ve always wondered how this isn’t all upside for teams like the Indians and Redskins. Nobody is going to quit watching because you changed the name., and you get pressure on the fans to but new gear.

If anything, isn’t that worse? “I don’t trust you, but now I’m gonna test you, too.”