I don’t see why this is news.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

The Met fan suffered serious injuries after a Dodgers fan slid into him in an attempt to break up the fight.

STOP. Stop humanizing Francesa, or doing anything else that can even peripherally make him even remotely likable.

Maybe he’s right that Klinsmann should be canned if USMNT loses to Mexico (I disagree with him), but I think the larger problem is the US lacks talent right now. Deuce and Jones are good, but ageing. Bradley is the only player on the team with any vision in midfield. Cameron is solid. Yedlin is still a defensively…

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Ummmmmm...Lewandowski has FIVE goals in nine minutes. As a sub.

Couldn’t wait for the game to be over to write another negative Mets article huh? LOLDeadspin!

Oh! LOL METS! Mets SUCK!!!! OHHH LOOK AT THIS! OH ITS GETTING CLOSE!!!! OH LOL METS OMG LOL METS; LOL METS WIN Up 6. bye bye Nats.

And now they’re leading. Storen’s gonna get his car keyed, if not by a fan, than by a player. I work with a couple Mets fans in DC. This shit is fucking glorious.

8-7 Mets #LOLNATS

This is exactly the kind of dialogue Thomas Jefferson meant to foster.*

I've had to block 5 or 6 old college acquaintances from my Facebook newsfeed because of all the CrossFit bullshit they constantly post. Nobody gives a shit that you did a personal best burpee set or whatever. Just do your fucking workout and go on with the rest of your day like EVERYONE ELSE.