Lest we forget our vintage awkward 2-D ladder-climbing brethren. King among them, Mayor-rio

I disagree on the no nut policy. We always leave a bowl outside with a variety of candy, some with nuts/nut butter, some without. In our situation kids and parents can choose which candy they take. Beyond that, the parent of a child with a nut allergy will be aware of it, and I’m sure they go through their candy…

1. Wood
2. China, Glass, and Crystal, Easily chipped items
3. Cast Iron and Copper
4. Non stick pots and pans
5. Knives
6. Cheese Graters
7. Thin Plastic
8. Sticky Labels
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Same - it seems to link to https://special.usps.com/testkits

My primary parasocial relationships these days are with podcast hosts. I am very clear on the fact that they are not my friends, but my brain is processing the podcast-listening experience in such a way that I feel like I have a friendly relationship with them. I’m wrong, but I’m wrong in a way that feels nice in…

I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘spoopy.’

The county or state fairs have likely wrapped up prior to Labor Day. Plus, why bother going while the pandemic is still going?

Me when I saw this pop up in Feedly: “Oh, I wonder how many of these subreddits I frequent.” *click*

You clearly have a very interesting perspective. Could you elaborate on how my ego issues are manifest in this article, to the degree that they are the only reason this article exists? 

OMG yes. But also a toggle for "There's a 6yo literally climbing on me while I'm playing."

The BEST part is that the same nerds crying about how “Game Journalists can’t play games” all cite the exact same like, *four* examples and that’s it. Every time. It’s all they have.

James, I was about to post *literally* the same first sentence of your comment before I noticed you had already nailed it! It definitely reeks of AI and (very likely unintentionally) biased training data.

It sounds a bit more like Mario Odyssey where player 2 controls Cappy.

I am very excited for the inevitable Monster Factory episode https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT6duuVl_8qxJ5eaaPHRX_ij

I take it Christopher Plummer didn’t pick up the phone?

You know who is being disproportionately affected by this mess?

The fact that Baldwin is the only person in this photo not wearing a mask is the douchebag chef’s kiss.

Wouldn’t be fair to the rest of ‘em.

This doesn't take into account the things that you may use only once a year but absolutely require then (specifically, a turkey baster! I hardly ever need a baster except at Thanksgiving/Christmas).