Oh my god, this is such a better solution than having my hat boy fired. I’ve replaced so many this year, that everyone else on the plantation is starting to whisper behind my back.

It’s great when you do use it, but when you don’t, it’s annoying to see it everywhere. There’s a lot of reasons not to want the extra connections to Microsoft, as well.

He was definitely not in front of 15,000 people when he was interrupted. He was across town, and it was earlier that day. The 15,000 people were much later.

Not necessarily true anymore.

This is rad.

Yes, just fly halfway around the world, like you totally have the money and access to do.

I have been saying this for years. YEARS.

Can we finally get an update that FFXIV has a 12.99 limited monthly subscription as well? You only get one character per server and an 8 character max, but in a game where one character can be literally every class, I’ve never understood why anyone pays the 14.99 fee.

Can Kotaku just have a spin-off site called “No word yet on an international release” so I can stop getting my hopes up every time I read an article around here?

...your point does not stand if it’s about a joke you don’t get. Literally at all.

In what ways can this article not be summed up with “don’t eat like a boring white person”

Wow. After bailing on WoW because of the god awful story this expansion, I was hoping it was because the writers were focusing on the movie... but this was so much worse than I expected.

The niche audience of people who enjoy nerdy things? Did you not pay attention to how much the Avengers made? We’re mainstream now, yo.

Thanks for telling us your opinion on someone’s opinion on how games should be made.

I for one am shocked* that no one at Google who beta tested this has zero black friends.

Being ghosted the first time was rough, but in the end I think it actually made me a better person? I do not necessarily NEED external closure now, and have realized that getting over something is going to end up being mostly on my end. If I’m not getting the information or communication I want from the other party…

Fortunately gym machines have zero sweat on them, right?

Shout out to everyone who came in here to laugh at people who care about this bullshit.

It did, but 50 years ago it came back up. Read your history books.

If you want a sense of closure, I highly recommend literally any other show on television.