GOD WHAT COULD THE SOLUTION BE

Honestly, this list is too huge. Why? American TV is insistent on running shows well past their prime.

Congrats to you for getting past the horrible child actor in the scene that opened up this season; after suffering through a whole season the first time around, that immediately made go “HA FUCKING NOPE” and it’s been removed from my shows to watch.

This is rad.

Yes, just fly halfway around the world, like you totally have the money and access to do.

I have been saying this for years. YEARS.

Can we finally get an update that FFXIV has a 12.99 limited monthly subscription as well? You only get one character per server and an 8 character max, but in a game where one character can be literally every class, I’ve never understood why anyone pays the 14.99 fee.

Can Kotaku just have a spin-off site called “No word yet on an international release” so I can stop getting my hopes up every time I read an article around here?

...your point does not stand if it’s about a joke you don’t get. Literally at all.

In what ways can this article not be summed up with “don’t eat like a boring white person”

Except that Blizzard is a major part of this, so if they zig or zag, it will be Blizzard doing so.

Wow. After bailing on WoW because of the god awful story this expansion, I was hoping it was because the writers were focusing on the movie... but this was so much worse than I expected.

I mean who knows if it will even be two weeks before Michonne even shows u... oh you meant heroin.

And would only be slightly colder

For some reason, Maisie calling the doctor Old Man made me think she’s River.

Finally, tech I can get out for a nickel out of a gumball machine.

The niche audience of people who enjoy nerdy things? Did you not pay attention to how much the Avengers made? We’re mainstream now, yo.

Yes, I’m sure these astrophysicists weren’t taking into account THE BASIC PROPERTIES OF LIGHT

Thanks for telling us your opinion on someone’s opinion on how games should be made.

I for one am shocked* that no one at Google who beta tested this has zero black friends.