Why make a local co-op game when you can force people to buy an entire other system and another copy of the game. That’s a lose lose!

I refused to buy the new Halo because it did not have local co-op. I’ve played every Halo entry co-op with my girlfriend, who became my fiance, who became my wife. We were both very…

Jason, I really hope that you writing this piece doesn’t get any of these games delayed.

pfft, my k/d ratio dropping below 1.0 is the height of consequence

You can say that again.

Seriously. This situation called for a well placed crop dusting and nothing more.

There’s nothing wrong with an aggressive spirit that inspires you to keep giving a shit until the final second.

Now I just imagine Ana on the sidelines with hot chocolate for the losers.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

***THE ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE THIRD AND FINAL PREQUEL DURING THE MUCH PINED-FOR FIGHT THAT SET EVERYTHING TO COME IN MOTION***

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

That Outrun image looks like it should say “Cruisin’ USA”

It’s funny that when Nintendo doesn’t show the console enough, people whine and bitch. When they begin to show it, people whine and bitch about it. Something tells me people enjoy complaining.

Luckily for Nintendo then, the amount a of people that would know what a Vita weights is... Not many.

Credit to reddit on this

I can’t believe you people lack the ability to read the first 2 sentences...

READ.

He ran a racially divisive campaign and got fewer votes than the last two Republican candidates for president. It would seem pretty apparent that the people went out and voted along party lines, same as they do every year for any candidate regardless of party affiliation.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Be still my beating heart