“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

*inserts old-timey picture of people on the subway all reading newspapers*

the witcher 3 is not trash.

So, my 10 year old son wanted to play Stardew Valley. As tradition, we always start a new game sitting together on the couch. I let him play and he asks me for help if he doesn’t understand something and we sort of fumble through it together. We started playing around 7pm. At 8:30pm, game goes off and he gets ready…

I loved the dance that transported you through space and time.

Buffalo Skin Bundles

Señor Chang?

oh the irony of this is hilarious.

I wanna be Lord Shaxx when I grow up.

For some reason, I couldn’t upload it yesterday, but here is my Hunter.

Your hunter reminds me of Tali from Mass Effect!

Titan Titan Supremacy.

Since I can’t post a screenshot of my guardian from work as that is no longer supported in the app/website (thanks, Bungie!), here’s a shot I found online that looks pretty close to how my guardian looks. I really like the Optimacy armor set you can get from bright engrams, and I use the same “Metro Shift” shader…

Yeah, but Kirk, have you tried the MIDA Multi-Tool?

Them’s some nice eggs you have there. Shame if something were to happen to them.

You could ask Jason to delay Destiny 2 for you.

Just took this with my webcam.

Damn son, look at them grass!
*shoots grass, +50 grass collected
*shoots grass, +50 grass collected

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.