Yes, she looks great for her age with a professional makeup artist, and she’s a great, underappreciated actress that has accomplished much in spite of Gigli and having ghost singers perform in her place while being credited as backup singers. But I can’t really put out of my mind how she’s historically been an elitist…

I feel like the original author has zero actual experience with this situation. The real question is how do you shut that shit down so it doesn’t turn into a fucking mess. Like, when your friend is married and still trying to get lucky with you. Or, when you start sleeping with a friend and their personality changes in…

I desperately want them to sneak a statue or portrait of Jeremy Irons into the background somewhere.

This actually looks better than it has any right to.

I’m probably even older than you! While I do recall KFC’s nuggets, I got hooked on the popcorn chicken. I always get the family size and devour the whole batch while watching a movie. Dunk ‘em in the ranch and chomp on.

The thing is, I went to KFC if I wanted actual chicken, not nuggets, so that’s why it didn’t appeal to me back in the day. I actually prefer McDonald’s old nuggets, which were mostly dark meat, I thought I would like them better when they went to all white meat, but I didn’t.

I really hope they bump Kristen Schaal up to series regular because her Guide character is just the absolute balls. I’ve always though she’s been the secret weapon of many good shows but it’s almost on another level here.

Found the energy vampire.

You’re saying he’s going to give me a penis that’s going to bite me in my own ass?

And honestly, it looks really good. It’s kinda amazing how simple rolls of tape are able to make such complex designs.

Did you just paste this comment over from Reddit? Because it positively reeks of Reddit bullshit.

I’m not sure why anyone would be surprised...It stank of Gamergateness from the beginning.

Hydration can help a bit in preventing a hangover, but only so much. The main reason more hydration tends to help is that it often slows down your drinking. But if you did, say, a shot every 30 minutes followed by chugging a 16oz Pedialyte, you are still going to be super hungover the next day despite also being well…

No, hangovers are due to the byproduct alcohol dehydrogenase. It essentially poisons you.

And the cross-eyed bear that he gave to her...

Or, never groom a child to date you as soon as they turn 18, fuck them, and dump them. Because that’s shitty af.

I’ll grant that “child” is an exaggeration. Let’s go with teenager. At least we can agree that it’s super fucked up.

dated for two years in 1992 when she was 18 and he was 33...

You beat me to it. Morlock archaeologists could dig up your kitchen 100000 years from now and your cream of tartare would still be good.