OK - look, hear me out:

I mean if an naked Idris Elba showed up in my bedroom I’d really only need two wishes 

I was at a business conference last month, the same one that was the very last normal thing people in my industry did in early March 2020. It was literally like time had jumped two years and pretty unsettling.

Idris Elfba

Sounds like you need some Sichuan pepper in there - that’ll lower the heat intensity but keep the flavors popping. Not sure how it would mix with curry, but then again I’m pretty sure that I’ve had some Chinese-style Indian food that had ‘em as an ingredient, so it couldn’t go too far wrong I think.

I’m a college educator too and, of course, you’re 100% right. I don’t feel any idealism (or much optimism) anymore. The pandemic crushed a lot of it. Things seemed more “certain” 25 years ago, but I think it was just an illusion.

He was a leader of the Socialist Labor Party and a founding member of the Communist Party USA. This is widely documented. 

Calling the original Julius/Arnie Hammer (who was an wealthy oil tycoon) a “socialist” is a bit much, but he did help to prevent WWIII by being a “citizen diplomat” who served as an unofficial go-between for the US and USSR (as a son of Russian/Ukrainian parents he was fluent in Russian, which helped).

I went on a deep-dive on the Hammers last year and I do kind of want to defend Julius here, this article is a little misleading. He was an abortionist at a time when abortion was illegal, he was also a prominent socialist. He believes that he was targeted by the government due to his radical political beliefs and that…

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s black/brown: death sentence, white: take them alive.

In America:

MAYBE things would have gone differently if the arresting officers had known he killed a retired cop during his rampage, but that’s just fucked up in a different way. But yeah, it’s just “odd” how the guys with the body armor and guns and white supremacist manifestos never find themselves in choke holds or with knees…

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

At this point, if you find 4chan in your kids browsing history, it’s time to throw every internet capable device they have into a volcano and move to the woods. 18 years old, Christ.

Did the cops hug him and give him some warm milk and cookies afterwards like they do with all the other white supremacist mass murderers?

 Hush now, the grownups are talking. 

Ah, must be the weekend. The reactionary “anti-woke” shit-gibbons are here.

Wait, is that little girl a white male? Damn, he’s one fine actor! I really believed that he was a little girl. 

The college I used to teach at had motion sensor lights in the offices. They would go off on me all the time and I would have to wave my hand around in the dark to turn the lights back on. No thanks.

Go to Rachelle vinberg’s Instagram. She said Cary started grooming her before she turned 18. He had terrible intentions before she was legal. He also likes being with virgins because they are pure to him and bragged about being the second person Rachelle dated. He's sick. He's sick for wanting a threesome with twins…