No, usually, and no. It’s odd to me how the writers on this site just assume everyone else experiences the world the same way they do.

If I’m ordering for just myself, I don’t write things down or repeat them over and over. I’m a grownup and can remember what I want to eat. If I’m ordering for me and all of my kids, I…

“Not the worst thing you could put in your mouth”

Thank you very much, I couldn’t bear to watch another video.

I don’t know about that so much, but in high school, I recall being relieved when I found a group of kids blasting Rush in a parking lot or at a party because a) they were usually nice, so you didn’t have to worry about any dudebro macho horseshit, and b) they were usually smart, so you’d have something to talk about…

So he’s a Republican.

This ^. It’s all bluster. Can you imagine the damage Disney could do to the state/DeSantis should he attempt this nonsense? There are three American institutions I never want to fuck with: the FBI, the IRS and the Disney. 

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To quote Laurence Olivier’s famous rejoinder to Dustin Hoffman’s insistence on staying awake for days to get his character right in Marathon Man: “Why don’t you just try acting?”

I really like “The Sun Only Shines On TV”. And the video is pretty good, although not as good as their classic “Take On Me” one, which it is a sequel to.

I do this, but I prefer over easy. So I put egg on first, then cheese, then flip. It doesn’t create as much of a crisp flat lace, but the flavors are there. I also get to call it over cheesy.

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure I got permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting Blade should kill this corny motherfucker.

If they can make it weak, super thin, and with the texture of sandpaper, then my office building will be very interested.

Is Lifehacker suffering through the great resignation (cause it shows)

I’ve seen on FB that NOPE stands for Not Of Planet Earth

EVERY “vegan meat replacement” does best when it’s treated as its own thing.

I am very good cook. I worked in gourmet kitchens for years. I eat Mac n Cheese out of the blue box maybe once a week. I never use milk, and I barely ever use more than a teaspoon of butter. Naked, Sriracha..salsa..cracked pepper and/or ketsup....who knows what condiment might hit that day. A month or so ago I had it…

Ramen, I ALWAYS drain like 95% of the water and then put the seasoning packet on.  

“roasted” marshmallows must be black hard crusted molten lava.

Whenever I cooked the nissen ramen packets, I would cook the noodles through, drain the water, and then work in the flavor packet. Some noodles would kill with flavor.