The “American College of Pediatricians” is an anti-LGBT hate group, not a legit professional organization.

I bet these are going to be some wonderful comments.

Yeah I hated that me liking a tweet would ever show it to one of my followers because that is EXACTLY why the retweet button exists.

I am not saying that it doesn’t happen. I’ve seen seller’s fill glasses for potential buyers/who ever happened to be there. But I have admonished them and explained they were doing their brands and the entire category no favors. Large pours do not lend themselves to actually tasting the notes and to a purchase. It…

....and how did that stairwell floor taste? Fucking fantastic.

Only thing worse than a dumb dog is a “smart” dog that has its own (usually wrong) ideas.  Took me forever to train my shelter dog not to pee on the tile in the living room and then bring me a roll of paper towels. She just didn’t understand. According to her, “Problem solved! Why are you mad?”

Though it was not your intention, I cannot fault your spouse’s logic.

Wait, wait! I know this one! Let me smell it, look at it in a glass. I can detect oxidizing wine 6 months before anyone I know. It’s my superpower. OK, it’s Pavlovian conditioning. Oxidized wines give me a migraine in minutes after just a sip or two. My brain is really, really good at detecting the aroma and slight…

Not sure if this needs pointing out but:

They never existed.

But they’re still scrambled and look like brain matter. :(

With paint it comes down to a question of “how much is my time worth?” Two coats vs more could end up tipping the balance towards just getting the expensive stuff to begin with.

I’ve also found that Google Flights is the easiest to maneuver when comparing different airports/dates, and doesn’t have the annoying quadruple-pop-ups.

I mean, it’s not technically flesh, per se... but yeah. It’s the smell of part of your body being burned away.

They wanted to do that, but Fallon couldn’t keep himself from giggling and making cute faces.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

Ignitable vapor cloud.........................I’m listening.

All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

I don’t know, the wine on an empty stomach seems ruinous to me. Plus, Camembert on an empty stomach sounds like a disaster in the making... and I love cheese.

Except for the wine, this sounds like a fucking nightmare.