Update: He’s quietly deleted the tweet.

She was also fantastic at taking what would have seemed like perfectly innocent dialogue in the script and making it dirty. “Why don’t you come up some time and see me?” is a perfect example.

If you come for the mouse, you’d best not miss.

Just call it X

It’s not like he’s making a profit and we must stop that — no, quite the opposite.

There are 30 un-indicted co-conspirators, so I assume Lindsey flipped like a circus acrobat and that’s the list he’s in.

When Disney’s lawyers get done, there won’t even be bones left.

Everyone still calls it Twitter, but if you must use Muskrat’s new name, be sure to pronounce it “eggs”.

Very gracious of Zuck to refrain from mentioning that Muskrat’s mom also popped up to say her precious largeson should not fight with other boys.

Army of the Dead is a fantastic movie, as long as you’re there to MST3K the piss out of it. It’s so absurd. Invite your friends and drink a lot; you will laugh hard.

Some of those errors are due to your own web browser and extensions.

Don’t worry about unsightly bulges; get a neck pouch and stuff it down the front of your Tshirt.

The real issue is someone smart came up with that handy design, and then the information didn’t get disseminated.

Jeff Somers appears to write these types of articles the most often; kudos to our lad.

The Instagram image about the lash tab appears to be broken/deleted now.

I have zero experience with composting, and I’m having trouble visualizing one thing: How do you get the finished compost out of the box? Do you just dig it out and toss it (and your worms) into the garden?

Eddie Murphy was actually good in Vampire in Brooklyn. The rest of the movie was a pile of butt. Including Angela Bassett’s performance, which surprised me.

If you want to go fast on a waterslide, you lace your fingers behind your head, cross your ankles, lift up your bum, and slide down on just your shoulder-blades and one heel.

So, is Cherlato any good? I try to remain as far from the West Coast as possible, but an editor at Yahoo Entertainment tried every flavor, and apparently, it’s worth the $8 price tag.

I’m surprised this article didn’t suggest the one thing that not only reduces your use of toilet paper, but allows you to put your toilet paper in the trash can without stinkin’ up the joint: