I am so happy someone posted this.

They were done for when Jorts the cat made fun of them.

Could this work with zucchini? I, um, do not like eggplant, blech.

Hey, folks, your home’s emergency kit should contain one gallon of water, per person, per day, for three days.

CDC says: “Never leave perishable food out for more than 2 hours (or 1 hour if exposed to temperatures above 90°F).”

Why are we even giving these people attention?

If you forget that it’s supposed to have any relation whatsoever to chocolate, it’s pretty good — a nice sweet creamy fruity substance.

My brother and his friend, who were comparably-sized kids, were jumping off the fence onto the trampoline together, which means a drop of about a metre (a yard plus four inches).

When something is about to go off a cliff, it’s very common for a woman or a person of colour to get stuffed into the driver’s seat while the white dude(s) who chose the route bails out.

Five humans, four soaps, 68 samples in total (including duplicates).

I agree — I assumed the point of the film was that this relationship was meant to creep you out while not quite crossing the line into revolting you, and that’s what made it an interesting film. It was dancing between wholesome and horrifying.

Stoned wheat thins (the Canadian version), and Campbell’s Scotch Broth soup back when it was still made with mutton, not beef.

Okay, I’m one of the people who likes olives, albeit with a strong preference for Kalamatas.

Trolling with metric.

Seriously, I clicked into the comments specifically to yell, “AND CANADA.”

I liked Knock at the Cabin, although the ending didn’t pack a lot of punch — but that may not be the fault of the people working on the film.

Well, I cook omelettes hard, so the difficulty seems non-existent to me. You pour the egg into the pan, you put your toppings on, you cook for five more minutes, then flip one edge over and slide it onto your plate. Scrambled eggs are actually more effort.

Glad the kids are adorable to you. Question, though -- do old farts not read? Note second sentence of the article:

They’ll stick their claws through the weatherstripping and peel your windows down. The lock is not the weak point.