I agree — I assumed the point of the film was that this relationship was meant to creep you out while not quite crossing the line into revolting you, and that’s what made it an interesting film. It was dancing between wholesome and horrifying.

Stoned wheat thins (the Canadian version), and Campbell’s Scotch Broth soup back when it was still made with mutton, not beef.

Okay, I’m one of the people who likes olives, albeit with a strong preference for Kalamatas.

Trolling with metric.

Seriously, I clicked into the comments specifically to yell, “AND CANADA.”

I liked Knock at the Cabin, although the ending didn’t pack a lot of punch — but that may not be the fault of the people working on the film.

Well, I cook omelettes hard, so the difficulty seems non-existent to me. You pour the egg into the pan, you put your toppings on, you cook for five more minutes, then flip one edge over and slide it onto your plate. Scrambled eggs are actually more effort.

Glad the kids are adorable to you. Question, though -- do old farts not read? Note second sentence of the article:

They’ll stick their claws through the weatherstripping and peel your windows down. The lock is not the weak point.

Wouldn’t things like butter, yoghurt, and popped corn also fall into this category? I guess they’re not documented, though.

I work on the assumption that people who joke about rape aren’t really joking.

I also just learned about something called baking strips, which are strips of fabric you soak in water and put between your cake batter and the metal edges of the pan. The fabric helps your cake bake evenly, so the edges are not more brown than the centre, and also, the cake won’t dome up on top as much.

Eh, let the gross dudes pester non-people for nudes. It’s a good thing if they leave the rest of us out of it.

We have a set of shelves, and I don’t know what lacquer they used on it, but it hates water — the lacquer gets sticky (while it’s wet) and dull (when it’s dry).

Plenty of people have seen it and liked it, but it doesn’t look likely to earn back its budget, so it won’t be considered successful.

Bettie the beagle...uncovered a lemon that a woman was hiding in her bra,

Evaporation is one of the most efficient means of cooling, so forced evaporation (using wind to help evaporate your sweat) is genuinely a great way to cool your inner body temperature (which is what matters, rather than the air temperature).

She’s got the face to play a vampire.

Yep, yep. Would eat.

Google the phrase “highest selling Ken doll” and behold the bleach-blond majesty.