The twist in Signs was just bad, but that movie’s theme was very affecting for me and the film also made jump half out of my skin a week later when I glimpsed a faceless store mannequin out of the corner of my eye.

Lady in the Water over The Village is very, very wrong also.

The Village should not be ranked worse than Lady in the Water, because Lady in the Water was so, so bad, and The Village — as you said — did a lot of things very well.

Mary J Blige giving Lady Dimitrescu vibes there, in the very best way.

He’s surprisingly good at playing characters who are halfway through a quiet mental breakdown. He’s does ‘haunted’ well.

I almost never have nightmares and very, very often eat cheese, including right before bed. I’ve never heard of the idea that it could give you nightmares. Based on my own anecdata, sounds like nonsense.

Why do conservative white straight men forget that they are still alive because of government regulations.

Co-signing this; Spam from the can is a horror.

The correct reply is, “Are you a pervert? Because I am literally a 16-year-old child. SECURITY!!”

No generation is doomed. The Olds have been saying some variation of, “Kids these days!” for thousands of years, and they’re always wrong.

it’s not advisable to put high-fat drop cookies straight into a fryer, because they’ll break apart and soak up too much oil as they cook. You’ll have to batter them.

To wit, he apparently excised all the bits from the book that he thought his father and brother wouldn’t “want the world to know” because “I don’t think they would ever forgive me.”

My cousin’s rule was 2 years for a divorce. i.e. Don’t date anyone who is less than two years out from their divorce, because they’re still working on the hangover from that, and it will affect your relationship in some way.

Something about the lighting here seemed to make quite a few people look like alien versions of themselves, at least to me.

Before my dinner is even finished cooking, I’ve already burned off all of its calories by running back and forth from the sink. And apparently, I’m the one of the only people who does this.

Exactly; they should let people pick all savings they want. But it should be “opt in”, not “read the fine print”.

10. When you make waffles, put them on a wire rack afterward to keep them crisp.

Well, we do know how to deal with rain, too.

Even that trailer was creeping the hell out of me, so apparently I’m in the target audience for this.

As someone who never saw the appeal of Pringles, the fact there are better versions is not a selling point. I could just get real potato chips.