To wit, he apparently excised all the bits from the book that he thought his father and brother wouldn’t “want the world to know” because “I don’t think they would ever forgive me.”

My cousin’s rule was 2 years for a divorce. i.e. Don’t date anyone who is less than two years out from their divorce, because they’re still working on the hangover from that, and it will affect your relationship in some way.

Something about the lighting here seemed to make quite a few people look like alien versions of themselves, at least to me.

Before my dinner is even finished cooking, I’ve already burned off all of its calories by running back and forth from the sink. And apparently, I’m the one of the only people who does this.

Exactly; they should let people pick all savings they want. But it should be “opt in”, not “read the fine print”.

10. When you make waffles, put them on a wire rack afterward to keep them crisp.

Well, we do know how to deal with rain, too.

Even that trailer was creeping the hell out of me, so apparently I’m in the target audience for this.

As someone who never saw the appeal of Pringles, the fact there are better versions is not a selling point. I could just get real potato chips.

Pearls can be dissolved in vinegar, so I expect you could wreck their lustre this way, even with a quick dip.

Oh, I know. In The Great, he somehow makes the character simultaneously a hilarious idiot, genuinely scary, and quite forlorn.

Honestly, if the beds are that big, they should come with contouring and hills and little grottos to snuggle up in. Just give me a really plush bounce-castle to snooze in.

Yeah, a lot of these sound like you should swap the word “challenge” for “bring five friends and intentionally fail our challenge by having a dinner party instead.”

It is possible to superheat water in the microwave — meaning the water is more than boiling-hot, but it’s not actually boiling despite being hot enough to boil. If that’s the case, then any little tap can start all the boiling at once, and yes, the superheated water basically explodes.

I truly wish airlines would cut this shit out.

1) Nicholas Hoult is really, really good at these kinds of characters that are a leeetle bit reprehensible and a lot, lot, lot of fun.

In fact, the relative restraint with which the film treats M3GAN’s violence might be the main thing holding M3GAN back from true genre greatness.

A hallucination while dying? A nice one, though.

Since we’re discussing stupid characters, I did like the fact that Duke — the one character you assume is a complete bonehead — was extremely quick to manipulate Miles into a trap as soon as his opportunity arose. He just made the mistake of feeling safe afterward.

We’re not all tired of talking about it; that scandal was grade A+ trashy gossip. Nothing else this year even came close for pure, juicy, trainwreck mess. It was great.