But if there’s less blood in the outer parts of our bodies, that means there’s more blood circulating around our organs. Internally, our blood pressure is a bit higher than it normally would be.

If the kids were there, I doubt it was a date.

Does anyone really remember Shang Chi’s dad more than Ultron??

Proper, traditional bonzai trees, i.e. the ones that have been around for at minimum 75 years already, generally can’t be grown indoors.

“She Who Must Not Be Named” suffices.

The users of Twitter are dealing with the spiraling death of Twitter exactly the way they dealt with everything else on Twitter: With equal parts cackling shitposts and overwrought histrionics.

This loss of smell and taste may cause your favorite foods to taste and smell differently following your COVID illness. Food may taste bland, sweet, or metallic.

So clean by debris size, with special consideration given for things that can hurt you.

Getting the window rolled down if the water is already too high to open the door used to be the suggested method (back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth), because the crank moved the window downward rather than trying to fight the inward pressure of the water.

Apparently it’s because porcelain is so rigid that all the force is concentrated on one small point rather than spreading out over a larger area (as would happen with an object that either has a bit of give, like metal, or starts to break down too quickly during the impact).

I recall someone once saying, regarding Eva Green, “She only has one look — but it’s a really good look.”

I’d forgotten how charismatic Lionel Ritchie is/was. That video is pure Sesame-Street 80s cheesiness — and he goes dancing through it like he’s made of silk.

walking out theatre door I heard a guy puking hard & loud in the bathroom.

Untrue; there are people the world over who love black liquorice.

Things like unopened toiletries, especially those tiny “travel-sized” toothpastes and soaps, are VERY welcome at shelters.

I, uh...think it’ll be better? (Dun flame me; I am but a poor internet wretch slaving away in the hot-takes factory.)

Also, you know how Our Flag Means Death was a solid little comedy-adventure that also slipped a whole bunch of positive portrayals of gay men in without much fuss?

Today, he would be waxed within an inch of his life, and the world would be poorer for it.

Marvel properties are basically at the fan-fiction stage now, aren’t they?

Until Corden apologized to the servers themselves, no one should’ve been talking about whether he’s earned any forgiveness.