I’d forgotten how charismatic Lionel Ritchie is/was. That video is pure Sesame-Street 80s cheesiness — and he goes dancing through it like he’s made of silk.

walking out theatre door I heard a guy puking hard & loud in the bathroom.

Untrue; there are people the world over who love black liquorice.

Things like unopened toiletries, especially those tiny “travel-sized” toothpastes and soaps, are VERY welcome at shelters.

I, uh...think it’ll be better? (Dun flame me; I am but a poor internet wretch slaving away in the hot-takes factory.)

Also, you know how Our Flag Means Death was a solid little comedy-adventure that also slipped a whole bunch of positive portrayals of gay men in without much fuss?

Today, he would be waxed within an inch of his life, and the world would be poorer for it.

Marvel properties are basically at the fan-fiction stage now, aren’t they?

Until Corden apologized to the servers themselves, no one should’ve been talking about whether he’s earned any forgiveness.

My Mom knew someone with an anxiety disorder that made him fairly twitchy, and he said he’d never made it through airport security without getting taken aside and asked prickly questions. He just could not get his body to act non-guilty, ever.

[Black Adam] made a solid $67 million this weekend in its debut.

Her singing has gotten stronger. She could always do the job, but she’s doing more interesting things with her voice now.

Ooh, aah, this is my favourite one yet!

Dave Batista has a haunting gravitas when he’s given the right role, but I don’t think he has much range. I think John Cena does.

He’s following in the footsteps of Justin Timberlake. He can act, but not well enough to be a leading man, and thanks to his fame, that’s all anyone is casting him as.

[T]he notorious Halloween Whopper, which turned people’s turds bright green due to the food coloring in its bun.

Nobody gives that to their kids. Giving them sugar is bad enough to guarantee you’ll need cocaine to keep up with them.

As long as they’re both shirtless and oiled up, I am not complaining.

Main character syndrome is an insult to describe someone so self-centred they can’t conceive of anything not being about them. An example would be a wedding guest who gets tantrum-y because they’re not the focus of attention and no one is centring their needs.

if you want to harvest your own olives...