Some folks in my tour group got a fish pedicure in India. They thought it was pretty fun.

It is, and it’s even worse than that:

Based on his online persona at least, Chuck Tingle would be incredibly sweet and supportive to everyone, if slightly unhinged. PROVE LOVE, BUCKAROOS.

As someone with food intolerances, set menus can really be a problem for me. There’s always something I have to leave behind, and it’s hit and miss whether I’ll get enough to eat.

I’m in Canada, and I do not think Krispy Kreme competes well with Tim Horton’s up here.

Jerks appear in every population, and you’re always rolling the dice.

The ones I used in India were basically like the sprayer attachment on a garden hose or kitchen sink. The water comes out at pressure and yes, you can blast everything off.

Disappointed this doesn’t feature two Armie Hammers instead.

That bun is such a fig leaf. “Uh...yeah, it’s a sandwich. Look, it’s got buns. No, of course it’s not a bedsheet of battered, fried pork.”

“Looking at the wrong side of the grass” is one I heard a little while ago that made me laugh.

If he’s changed to less-evil, that’s awesome.

Spouse swears he got his first grey hair at six years old.

Wine, stored wrong, turns to vinegar. So maybe it’s not that weird to drink vinegar.

I met someone who had been diagnosed as allergic to dairy in his teens, who poured orange juice on his breakfast cereals.

If the jerk who steals my lunch goodies could please steal from the company instead, that’d be great.

Exquisitely executed gif deployment. Perfection.

I was thinking that jelly might work a lot better than jam for this. No debris.

When I was a young teen, my family went on a trip, and I asked my mom what you were supposed to pack in your carry-on. She said toiletries, and a spare set of clothes in case the airline lost your luggage. So I packed that.

I’m not a fan of Leto, if that’s what you mean.

In every artform, there are people really impressed by an intense commitment to making art for art’s sake, especially if it’s niche, esoteric art.