That was probably the best day of the court sketch artist’s whole career. Instead of severe lawyers and slightly-shiny teenage boys in ill-fitting suits, they got FASHUN and LEWKS.

If Disney simply shut down operations in Florida — furloughed every employee, cancelled every contract and cruise, refunded every pass — and then waited, Ron would roll over so fast you could attach a generator to him and power Miami.

Geddy Lee’s voice.

Maybe someone can tell me whether this is true:

Mean Girls totally worked to make Lohan a star. It’s just that she burned that opportunity repeatedly by repeatedly being a train wreck of a human.

In the sciences, a lab notebook is admissible in a court of law, and it only captures what you wrote down.

1) Melt chocolate

If he’s only got three demands, I find it terrifying that one of them is, “If you die, I still get whatever money I’m owed,” because Kanye is totally acting like a guy willing to murder his (young, healthy — why would he be thinking about her dying?) ex rather than let her move on without him.

I brush my tongue with water after I’m done, and that gets rid of enough toothpaste-where-I-can-taste-it that I can stand to leave the rest.

When it comes to umbrellas, you have two options:

The Golden Girls was an incredibly horny show. It could’ve been called Sex and the City too, as long as the city was Miami.

Pancakes are fried paste. It’s astonishing they’re actually good.

My logic when it comes to anything that ~smells~ like this—whether it’s beanie babies, bitcoin mining, NFTs, or cryptocurrencies—is that by the time I’ve heard of it, it’s way too late.

I had it first, unlabelled, in Hong Kong as part of a breakfast buffet, and yum yum. It took us a while to figure out what we’d been eating, though!

I liked Zola up until it ended. I recall the tweets that birthed it, and I thought they had more narrative resolution than the movie wound up with.

I do not like rare meat or meat byproducts, and that includes both steak and eggs. This is a mouthfeel/gag reflex issue, not a taste issue.

I can’t go full charcoal, but my idea of the ideal roasted marshmallow is to carmelize the outside, pull that off and eat it, then carmelize the next layer in, and so on.

Make the noodles Kraft mac & cheese, and add some frozen peas to the mix, and that first casserole you mentioned is the taste of my childhood.

My favourite dip is sharp feta and soft tofu in equal measure, plus jalapeno and salt to taste. Pulverize it all together in the blender and eat with the carb of your choice.

That was my unexpected thrill while reading this, too. FRENCH & SAUNDERS ARE IN THIS?!?