Canada and Mexico are involved in an intense large scale game of paper football. CASE CLOSED.

That's awesome, along the same lines I've been pondering the options available with the Ford Flex. AWD turbo stock, surely I can morph it into a beast of a sleeper. I love me a longroof sleeper and this one gets overlooked.

Enough details and pics to make the engine work seem not suspect. Check. Rebuilt trans. Check. Chassis and body in good shape. Check. NP all day long. That thing is so sleeper, it's comatose!

I am really surprised that the original Taurus SHO was not mentioned. Could not believe it until I saw and drove one in real life.

No Bentley / Chrylser 300 comparison?

Mike Patton can do no wrong. And FNM is still a great rock band. There needs to be more like them in this world. Them and Tool got me through my high school years.

But has it been smoked in?

Wanted for questioning.

The cars that have fallen into the sinkhole have been identified:

It's the coupe version of Richard Scarry's Bananamobile!

Pope Francis, man. Is there anything he can't do?

but...but... what about me?

This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

Best .gif comment of all time. Here's an internet beer.

We ain't found sh**!

The Cobra R had 99% of all of the innovations that the 2015 Mustang has, (PWTA exempt) and several more unique things, over 10 years earlier. Build quality is up, infotainment is better, etc, but there's no mechanical advantage that the Cobra R didn't have, just cost.