Velveeta is a wonderful invention, and no one can convince me otherwise.

I’ve got two or three of those Gerber boxcutters, for whenever I inevitably lose my full-sized pocket knife. They’re great. And the blades can be reversed or swapped out with standard box cutter replacement blades in about 30 seconds. 

I’ve got two or three of those Gerber boxcutters, for whenever I inevitably lose my full-sized pocket knife. They’re…

I saw Ray Liotta recently at JFK without any makeup. Both sides look like Two Face.

It was just one Filipino player brawling at first, but then the rest decided to Tagalo(n)g.

I'm a therapist and so I spend hours listening to people ramble. But that's therapy and in my non-work communications I'd like it to be more like a tennis game. It's hard for me to stop my ingrained habit of just listening but if I don't I want to put my fingers in my ears and start screeching (or maybe hit them…