Velveeta is a wonderful invention, and no one can convince me otherwise.

I’ve got two or three of those Gerber boxcutters, for whenever I inevitably lose my full-sized pocket knife. They’re great. And the blades can be reversed or swapped out with standard box cutter replacement blades in about 30 seconds. 

I’ve got two or three of those Gerber boxcutters, for whenever I inevitably lose my full-sized pocket knife. They’re…

All six Stones were needed to erase half the universe: each played a part in the process, it couldn’t have been done if even one of the Stones was missing. The roles played by the stones:

I saw Ray Liotta recently at JFK without any makeup. Both sides look like Two Face.

I hope that if Aliens are watching us, they’re paying close attention to things like this to get a glimpse of our true nature. I love these stories where people from all over rally their experience and technology to rescue people trapped in impossible situations.

It was just one Filipino player brawling at first, but then the rest decided to Tagalo(n)g.

I don’t get why whoever stole it didn’t just build their own. I mean, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave with a box of scraps.

I’m no detective, but this guy would be my first suspect:

I got an exclusive photo of the primary suspect:

I'm a therapist and so I spend hours listening to people ramble. But that's therapy and in my non-work communications I'd like it to be more like a tennis game. It's hard for me to stop my ingrained habit of just listening but if I don't I want to put my fingers in my ears and start screeching (or maybe hit them…