Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

Stop being presumptious. Shannon Sharpe was only found near the scene of a dunking, with a guy in his entourage hanging on the rim.

“ We sitting here as men. AS MEN.”

This is fantastic. Have a cookie:

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Most meaningful is the genuine outreach from the Ricketts family, on behalf of the Cubs organization and fans, signifying to me that I am welcomed back into the Cubs family and have their support going forward.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

The Falcons are just saving something for the second half. That sounds like a good game plan to me.

*receives pink slips*

And then he dabbed.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

These details keep leaking out like...

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

lol cum

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