Servers can technically be considered liable for this, even if they had no way to know the customer was going to drive home rather than take a cab, and even if they were pressured by the restaurant into overserving them. It’s a stupid law, which gives it something in common with virtually all laws pertaining to the…

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

You know, more than one person can be at fault in a single situation; it’s not a zero-sum blame game. I don’t condone driving after 7 margaritas, but rofl at everyone rushing to commend someone who didn’t see any problem with bringing a single two-top FOURTEEN margaritas.

And some would make the argument that that’s all he can hope for - to be better than he was. Any of us, really. I applaud it (and I’m a Chicago resident, for goodness sakes).

Because it is

He just threw the second pitch

Richland County sheriff Leon Lett has already spoken on the incident, telling WIS-TV, “the officer really dropped the ball here.”

“The video then shows the student resisting and being arrested by the SRO.”

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

I worked in a library when I was in High School. There was nothing worse than the people who thought “library” meant “free babysitting”.

I dunno. You might get some Pinkham’s Law Advocate claiming that a margarita in the eyeballs is refreshing.

Free range kids is a thing, but unfortunately so is dumping your 4 year old at the bookstore so you can get your nails done and using "free range kids" as an excuse.

The McDonald’s and the Mall story reminds me of this -

Say what you will about the pizza mugger, at least he was straightforward about taking money out of the driver’s pocket. He didn't come up with bullshit reasons to not leave a tip, he didn't put a waiter through an hour of hell and leave a buck, he didn't come in with a complex plan to scam free food that he used…

I return to pouring beverages and go to deliver a beer, which happened to go to the guy who shouted at the woman. I smile at him gratefully and he takes the beer, grins at me and says “can I have some butter?”