So guilty until proven innocent? No thanks.

It’s not Chicago, moron.

“top-tier European club”

Yes

And how much did he cost Bayern? Oh yeah. Zero. That’s how you do transfers. Smart and cheap.

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Well, at least he plays in a media market that won’t make a gigantic production over this.

Sandoval, a professional baseball player, got tired while making a very common play.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

Cool story, bro

That meatball story is a textbook case of sexual harassment, as legally defined. No tip.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Ah yes, the NFL’s new domestic abuse policy of, “pics or GTFO.”

Dana White’s head is about to twist right off from discomfort.
Also, I love the literal mic drop at the end.

“And just like that, gang culture finally infiltrates hockey, the last bastion of civility in American sports.”

“Here’s a bowl of maple syrup and an apology.”

Were you all, “hey, everyone really seemed to like that menu, Dave. What did you think, Dave? Were you a fan of it, Dave? I think it could’ve used some more garlic, Dave.”

I pretty much just clicked for the rather hilarious header.