*pours out a coffee creamer in remembrance*

Still hurts.

Playoff hockey is the best.

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

Not sure what makes me feel older: Letterman retiring or two members of Nirvana performing in tuxedos (non-ironically)?

If I could salmon ladder I would just do it all damn day. Just cause I could.

100% pedestrian fatalities involve walking.

This I agree with. I’m not a xfitter (I’m an oly lifter) but I share a gym with a crossfit box and it’s cringe city. I don’t think all of crossfit is inherently bad (as it seems the current meme is) but there are just some exercises you shouldn’t be doing at speed while exhausted and oly lifts are on the top of that…

• If they do it in CrossFit, don’t do it, period.
  

Why would a dick in the mouth affect typing abilities?

more like roger badell.

It would be amazing if you play as Alyx and just never stop talking through the entire game.

And to think Adrian Peterson was suspended WITH pay for whipping his child in the balls.

Bill Belichick was surprised to learn that he had a first-round pick which had not yet been traded.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Not largely meaningless.

I love the ref. “I dunno, this thing said it’s a goal. *shrug*”

I was unaware airplane windows had holes in them. Clearly, I do not pay enough attention to my surroundings. Though to be fair, I do generally sit in an aisle seat despite it being the most disgusting seat as far as germs go, because I like the extra leg room, so viewing the window isn’t something I do often.