Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

The girl throwing my baby shower informed me this weekend that her friend rarely tips. I know this girl. I immediately saw a red haze over EVERYTHING.

I really needed this BCO SO BADLY.

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

Dear Electron,

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

I doubt the rest of the English-speaking world recognizes the New York definition of "Respectfully."

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Force = Acceleration x UMass

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I'm glad that my awesomeness is appreciated.

I got some good-ass friends, and friends with good asses, and sometimes both (see what I did there)

If they keep interviewing him about the balls, he going to start getting teste.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin