Someone brings you pizza and you don't eat it. Everyone who was in that room is fucking stupid.

It actually did, but the comment was directed at Ed Hochuli.

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

...the Journal's best attempt to turn Roger Goodell into Robert Kennedy navigating the Cuban Missile Crisis...

The Habs send subscribers the box-score for every game. Today's had "Attendence: 21,286"

Got a little dusty in here...

They kept a light on his seat all night, not sure how they did it but it was incredible to see it lit up for three periods

I thought Olbermann's eulogy for him was well done, and a good primer on his significance for those who (fairly) aren't familiar with hockey legends of the 50s and 60s.

Hockey, dude. Fucking. Hockey. Nothing better.

Jonathan Bernier believes we lost a great politician in Jean Béliveau

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

That was EXTREMELY disappointing. He even acted like he announced something so big. Wow. Overall this PSX event has been really underwhelming. Barely any big reveals.

Must be the guy who designed the N64's controller.

The Richard Pryor white man voice really is the best white man voice of all time.

It's a direct quote from the video. Next question? I'm good at this.

That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

It sort of looks like Tony Hawk.

*AHEM*
That's a Barrycorn.

Finally they recognize Skyline chili for what it is!

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