Ah yes, that was when Coentrão still thought he was a forward. And Zequinha was actually a promising young player when he was coming up at Porto. Then he found a way to be even more irrelevant than Quaresma by pulling this. He was suspended a year and hasnt been asked back since. Pretty much ruined his career.

Nope, sorry, you don't take a safety and allow the Bucs the ability to win on a FG.

Uh... what?

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

This is different from years ago, when Sheets was left with useless Brewers.

"Hey guys, any word on those who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness?"

You've got a sports logo tattoo? You're the worst kind of people.

do you have a brain? I'd love to hear your case of why he may not be a hall of famer when he's 6th all time in hits with a career .310 average?

"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

GROO2ED

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

déjà vu

Let us not forget that the Mets (thanks, Mike Pelfrey) are responsible for one of the greatest balks ever:

Pictured: a little girl gazes adoringly at a dopey but beloved relic of better days for a New York sports franchise.

1a. Thou shalt not rank Original Cafe Mix Milk and Honey Granola ahead of other breakfast cereals.

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.

Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.