"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Mayweather is so gonna beat your ass when he reads this.

I think the author is upset he couldn't sleep with as many hot girls as Jeter has.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Thanks a lot.

congrats on the best reply of the modern kinja era.

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

You lose a customer and get knocked down $3? So by now you're paying them to work there? I call bullshit.

Fuck you for defending this shitty business practice.

If comcast is choosing to pay you less because you're failing to manipulate people out of their money, that's comcast's responsibility. I am not responsible and I will not be held responsible for the rate of pay a private corporation I have no stake in chooses to pay its employees.

I do agree it's an unenviable…

Not my problem.

I have zero sympathy for an employee of a company that doesn't want to abide by the wishes of the consumer.

Do you really believe that the broadcast was interrupted nationwide?

There's even this thing called picture-in-picture. Great way to add a small cut out of the weather updates with minimal inconvenience to viewers outside of the tornado watc who just want to watch their god-damned soccer.

Forget to take your meds today?

Do you have a computer ready with a stream when you watch the Super Bowl?

And that's how you turn a rain storm into a shit storm.