"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Mayweather is so gonna beat your ass when he reads this.

I think the author is upset he couldn't sleep with as many hot girls as Jeter has.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Thanks a lot.

congrats on the best reply of the modern kinja era.

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

Has your research been able to discover why you feel the need to be such an arrogant douche?

With a name like "A. Weatherman" he really didn't have much choice.

Do you really believe that the broadcast was interrupted nationwide?

You're right, but honestly, the "BEEP BEEP BEEP" and constant crawl on the top or bottom of my screen (or typically both, with an area map down in the corner) advising me that there's a storm or tornado watch/warning/actual tornado is enough to let me know.

There's even this thing called picture-in-picture. Great way to add a small cut out of the weather updates with minimal inconvenience to viewers outside of the tornado watc who just want to watch their god-damned soccer.

No, they didn't do the "right thing". A scroll along the bottom would have sufficed, as well as directing people who actually wanted a full-on update to a sister station.

Forget to take your meds today?

Do you have a computer ready with a stream when you watch the Super Bowl?

And that's how you turn a rain storm into a shit storm.

All these viewers in DMA market #174 pissed off that they're missing the end of a soccer match. If that's not proof the sport has "made it" in America, I don't know what is.