Gotze really spread this one wide open.

The crucial difference being that Neuer won the ball. If Schumacher was even close to getting it in '82 it wouldn't be as controversial.

Its like that. They teach you that when you start as a little kid. You jump both hands (or knuckle) and a knee up to protect yourself. Goalies have priority.

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

I'm pretty sure he touched it, so it wouldn't have counted regardless, but that's the kind of thing Romero would never have lived down if it had gone in.

Fellow Detroiter here: If my girlfriend was waaaaay out of my league, and I hadn't gotten laid once in the four years she was off banging other guys, yeah, I might take her back.

Except that girlfriend looks smoking hot now, and she has learned some amazing new tricks in the past few years that will absolutely curl your toes....so you would mess around with her for a few years, have a great time, then dump her when you got bored.

Journalism's latest man of the match, Lee Jenkins, called this evening from Cleveland, where he's continuing coverage of the LeBron James Coming Home Story that they'd broken together earlier in the day via an open letter.

No, see, he was doing his due diligence by confirming with a source after Lebron told the whole internet.

Not true. He could die, like Matt Schaub.

And Chris Broussard lost.

I might be the only person in the world who still subscribes to SI, I mostly do it out of habit and barely read each issue, but you gotta hand it to them they broke this and the Jason Collins story and there haven't been too many exclusives bigger than those two this year.

or if we want to go back 2 years, the Bryce Salvador contract/making him captain

The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

Boy, that Dick Monfort really gets around.

Kirk Maltby, Kris Draper, and the monster underneath Claude Lemieux's bed.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Our problematic fans here in Philly just have better marketing. If San Fran wants mainstream media attention on its problems, their thug fans need to come up with memorable names like our thugs do. Names like "Pukemon", or "Howard Eskin".

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.