They're rentals. #hertzworldproblems

this was an unexpected bit of illumination about water patterns in Brazil.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

american supporters are just straight-up abandoning their vehicles and walking the rest of the way.

#washingtonwouldhavewalked

Looks like a real...

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

The Italian guy elbowed him in the mouth, just to get Saurez the fuck away from him, but then after that he's too freaked out. Everyone is literally in complete disbelief. The Ref the other players. I mean they don't even retaliate against Saurez, they don't walk off the field, they don't demand a red card, its…

Can someone please explain how none of his biting victims have punched him in the mouth? How is that not your first reaction? How does the shock/confusion not immediately turn into "okay, that guy just forfeited his teeth"? Dude just tried to eat you.

True. Best part of the play in fact.

Whatever ban Suarez gets, they should add another game to it for the shameless flop he made right after biting Chiellini.

Well, Cuba WAS the black joke.

It's nice to finally see a bunch of Europeans rip something from the hands of an African nation for a change.

no, it was.

James—and you can/should subscribe if you want to read about this!—is very much in favor of applying this idea to sports.

Maybe if the National Congress of American Indians tells you?