Better point: Is there ever an NBA season that doesn't end with the Miami Heat, San Antonio Spurs, LA Lakers, Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls, Detroit Pistons or Houston Rockets winning the title in the past 33 seasons?

the Deadspin campaign against FIFA and Qatar.

You're an idiot. It's much harder to craft a 13 minute monologue on one topic than quick throwaway jokes about a dozen topics. How bad is your attention span?

So a Rangers game would have no impact on Penn Station? I don't even live in NY and I know that's wrong.

Ahahahah hahaha hahaha....

Not even an American - just a hockey player who knows the rules, and knows the league.

All of humanity will die of heart attacks if this series somehow goes to seven games.

I love internet tough guys. They get me so hard.

Yes, Sean, but it's always been this way. Triple Crown winners have to earn it, if they change the rules to accommodate these complaints they devalue the accomplishment.

Victor Espinoza also referenced the fresh field during his remarks immediately following the race, so it's obviously been a point of emphasis.

Why are they playing during Vin Scully's story time? I'm serious. I could listen to him tell baseball stories all day long. The game is secondary. God bless him and God bless Don Zimmer. RIP.

On the bright side for Mexico's players, it's going to be a lot closer to 20 days than to a month.

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

Describing cheesesteaks as "greasy missiles" is slanderously biased journalism. Would you call pizzas "sebaceous piecharts" or hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes"?

I have eaten a cheesesteak from most (if not all) of the popular joints and many more from other places. One thing they all have in common: you feel like death afterwards. The thought of eating more than one of these monstrosities makes me want to dive headfirst out of my office window. That said, they are delicious…

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Tadano: [is outed as gay porn actor]

It's a reference to a Rolling Stones lyric. ("One hundred thousand disparus/Lost in the jails of South America.")