Both of you can get bent.

Oh, good, so now the folks with blue-yellow colorblindness won’t feel so left out.

Punt Man sounds like he would've been one of the early Mega Man bosses. I approve of this name change.

It's because he's Blake, isn't it?

“If this cast and this director can’t make a compelling story out of these four, maybe it can’t be done?”

I can still throw my best friend into a rage a decade later by uttering the name Jack Molinari.

They have access to better lawyers because they have something me, you or any regular people don’t: supreme talent in a particular field which makes them valuable( and giving them some power as a result).

Synonyms for Messi: filthi, nasti

Just Mané being Mané.

Doesn't matter that there's photographic evidence.

The Egyptian authorities will always be in a state of de Nile.

[i'm so sorry]

Lefty Spinning Bounce Passes Are The Best Bounce Passes

Try telling that to all of Tebow's receivers.

I actually travelled to Whittier in order to embark on an Alaskan cruise in September. I think it was the last cruise Norwegian was running out of the town. It definitely struck me, how small the town was (especially compared to the surrounding landscape), but I didn't realize just how close-knit it was until reading…

Well, of course not, you need to trade 3 wheat and 2 wool for that, silly.

<i>...and the greatest hitter of all time, Barry Bonds... </i>

John Forslund in Carolina is about as good as it gets for a local announcer. Calls it fairly evenly, although he naturally gets excited for big Hurricanes goals.

This happened last night.

"I gave that bitch a belly rub. Bitches love belly rubs."

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Excessive physical activity, a bit of pain, and ultimately, shame and disappointment.

Let's cut them some slack - it's been a long time since anyone in the hockey world has referred to Flames as powerful or dangerous.