Rubio still needs to work on his trash talk a bit.

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Elsewhere, people were confused when the words 'Chinese ginger, baby' also showed up on Jason Whitlock's Twitter page, but it turns out he was just typing his Dragon Palace order in the wrong browser window.

In order to hide from all the shame of committing such an egregious error in front of the whole world, Victor has decided move to Sweden and immediately change his first name to Ekson.

Plus, you can't whack off at a concert.

Why do you have to be such an agitator? Not cool at All.

Don Ho-Ho-Ho?

Meanwhile, the entire Eagles squad seems to have activated "Bust Mode".

Going Under in Paradise

Considering it's Rhode Island, there's not much more room for him to stand.

Crap... I'm gonna need a new handle....

At far left: Lockers

Green Bay may be an "offensive juggernaut", but I've never seen a Juggernaut quite as offensive as Vinnie Jones.

[checks fantasy league settings]

[sound of breaking glass]

That's really good.

"Jeez, guys, if you're going to riot, at least do it for a noble cause!"

"I love you, I miss you, needing the cash"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I hadn't done four."