What?! What’s next, you’re gonna tell me the Royal Rumble order is rigged so they could get Too Cool to dance in the ring at the same time?!

And this will be shown several times over the course of the movie, right? I mean, for the sake of, um, continuity?

Man, in hindsight, I dug alot of these bands back in the day. Looking back makes me kinda ashamed because I had buried these facts for so long, but I guess I have to come to grips with the fact that I had shitty taste in music back then, and your post has now shown this to me.

I had totally forgotten about nickelba k

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I’m glad to see that you spelled Mariah’s name correctly...

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

The threat of being banished to Lithuania is powerful motivation.

Same here, I think about suicide as my way out, too. I’m in my mid 30s. No child should ever have to go through that, though.

Thinking about suicide is my relief, to this day. I know it sounds silly, but it calms me down to know there is a way out, if things ever become unbearable. But, this girl was only 10. At that age, I absolutely knew you could kill yourself, but... that was something only adults do. This is beyond heartbreaking. :-(

Good Morning Kinjaers!

Have you ever composed a symphony, punk? Well, have you!? Sorry, that bit made me laugh. It’s such flawed passive aggressive “logic”. Like saying a thing sucks is only valid if you also make said things. But I get it. I mean, look how delayed Mozart’s stuff always was because he had to wait years for the new…

In February 2015, Kotaku composer Jason Schreier wrote 12 Successful Kickstarters That Never Delivered. Two and a half years later—and stop me if you’ve heard this one before—that story’s update is nowhere to be found.

Splatoon makes no sense?

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

Underestimate penguins at your own risk, Tom: