I cringed a bit when I heard that pun too, but you know... Anakin totally would have said that.

I totally misread that as a Batman game with Damon Wayans...

Tilda classy AF.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

The only thing I can contribute here is, this was the first thing that I thought of when reading this article.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I’m fairly sure that Spiderman 3 was one huge, largely futile exercise in disproving that notion.

I’m still not convinced that Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace are different people.

Bank error in your favor

You’ll get ‘em next time, kid. Keep punin’ for the skies.

HA

Would lick 69/10

Ha! This is going to sound so creepy but my mom has called my boobs Delicious Vanilla Scoops since I was 15 and magically woke up with EEs. “You look really nice, hun, but the Vanilla Scoops are really taking center stage in that top. Maybe something less low cut?” It’s more a cute nickname she uses I guess since…

Goddamn it. +1 for beating me to that joke.

Can a game be too British? Turns out, no. Not yet, anyway.

How Pachulia.

It’s a cottage industry *shrug*

Oh, c’mon, there’s gotta be a single American explanation for this. I have a hard time believing that CVS employees camemberass the company to this extent.