I never thought they’d stoop solo.

And this will be shown several times over the course of the movie, right? I mean, for the sake of, um, continuity?

Man, in hindsight, I dug alot of these bands back in the day. Looking back makes me kinda ashamed because I had buried these facts for so long, but I guess I have to come to grips with the fact that I had shitty taste in music back then, and your post has now shown this to me.

I had totally forgotten about nickelba k

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I’m glad to see that you spelled Mariah’s name correctly...

You’re obviously not First Order Janitorial material.

Also top marks to the camera person there for panning back to Obama at the end like a reaction shot on The Office.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

I know! Not to sound too meta, but when I heard that, heard it in Hamill’s Joker voice, not Luke’s. Dumb, I know, but my inner child squeeee’d with delight.

The threat of being banished to Lithuania is powerful motivation.

No.

Same here, I think about suicide as my way out, too. I’m in my mid 30s. No child should ever have to go through that, though.

Thinking about suicide is my relief, to this day. I know it sounds silly, but it calms me down to know there is a way out, if things ever become unbearable. But, this girl was only 10. At that age, I absolutely knew you could kill yourself, but... that was something only adults do. This is beyond heartbreaking. :-(

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

Underestimate penguins at your own risk, Tom: