If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

Apple Maps

How angry is Kanye right now?

You’re assuming that if Steph had 50 shots he’d make his last 26 at the same rate he did the first 24. That’s not guaranteed.

I beat all my rape charges. #belikemamba

*falls to ground, clutches chest where heart should be*

Jesus fuck do I have to spell it out for you: “He put his penis in the apple pie.”

People in night school :(

I feel like it must take a lot to be an embarrassment to Florida.

I also forgot to add that it will be right across from a pre-existing Starbucks, because of course.

Tim Duncan’s shot in the 2004 WCF fading away over Shaq with 0.4 seconds left.

This is what it sounds like
When Dubs cry

Do you think Roman Reigns will win big at Wrestlemania based on his actual talent or sick bod?

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.