Thinking of Yao’s experience in the NBA brings a nostalgic smile to my face...

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

THAT WAS AWESOME

To recover with.

Sadly, he’s married. Otherwise, I’d love to find out. ¡Me gusta chorizo!

My favorite Hinrich highlight

Velcro Wallets: Good at holding stuff

One of my faves:

Patience pays off, I guess. How did Boban Marjanovic get where he is today?

Tbh, I’m just excited to see Worms Armageddon being mentioned. The original was one of my favorite games as a teen.

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

I’m probably in the distinct minority but I still am #teamAnna. Would mos def pick her instead of Summer.

“There was this girl group called All Saints. And I had already beaten up one of them in the bathroom, the black girl Shaznay,” says Mel. “She started giving me attitude so I went in the bathroom and tried to rip her weave off.

Got Hillary during the 08 campaign.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you