Finally, DiCaprio can dig out something closer to Catch Me If You Can from his pile o’ scripts. I miss that DiCaprio.

I guess maybe I have two dogs in this fight since I am both Asian and Black, but yeah....I get that it’s a huge issue that Asian actors weren’t invited, but I maintain that it would be inappropriate for a Black man to speak on behalf of the Asian community.

This is championship-level Mom-ing. Ms. Mary, do you run a boot camp for moms who need to strengthen their fundamentals? I’d like to register mine, please!

I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

Put Benadryl in his cereal on election day.

If you need a palate cleanser, my almost 5-year-old decided he wants to be president, and asked to make a “TV president commercial” (campaign ad). So he wrote it, and chose the pictures for it. All I did was work the iMovie.

Segata Sanshiro lives on

My sister and I enjoy having fun with punctuation (because we’re giant NERDS), and sing it as “She’s got Bette Davis’s eyes”. Which makes the whole thing so much more sinister.

I have no thinly veiled excuse. I just want to post this gif

I KNOW!

All those conspiracy theorists..... in one place...

He is sad because Steve Harvey f*cked up

Oh sweet, I got here first!

It just seemed to fit.

I bet you could do something similar with quotes from Calvin & Hobbes’ actual namesakes.

In order: Because; physics; and the Welsh.