*falls to ground, clutches chest where heart should be*

Jesus fuck do I have to spell it out for you: “He put his penis in the apple pie.”

People in night school :(

I feel like it must take a lot to be an embarrassment to Florida.

I also forgot to add that it will be right across from a pre-existing Starbucks, because of course.

Tim Duncan’s shot in the 2004 WCF fading away over Shaq with 0.4 seconds left.

This is what it sounds like
When Dubs cry

Do you think Roman Reigns will win big at Wrestlemania based on his actual talent or sick bod?

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.

Thinking of Yao’s experience in the NBA brings a nostalgic smile to my face...

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

THAT WAS AWESOME

To recover with.

Sadly, he’s married. Otherwise, I’d love to find out. ¡Me gusta chorizo!

My favorite Hinrich highlight