One of my faves:

Patience pays off, I guess. How did Boban Marjanovic get where he is today?

Tbh, I’m just excited to see Worms Armageddon being mentioned. The original was one of my favorite games as a teen.

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

I’m probably in the distinct minority but I still am #teamAnna. Would mos def pick her instead of Summer.

“There was this girl group called All Saints. And I had already beaten up one of them in the bathroom, the black girl Shaznay,” says Mel. “She started giving me attitude so I went in the bathroom and tried to rip her weave off.

Got Hillary during the 08 campaign.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

Worst coach in the NBA, you say? Of all the ex-Lakers point guards who have coached NBA teams this year, only Byron Scott has managed to avoid sleeping with most of his players’ girlfriends. AND he beat the Warriors.

“And we’re gonna kill, and we’re just gonna keep on killin’ until we’re tired of killin’.

It's always darkest before the Don

#OscarsSoHuman

“We’re gonna evolve immunodeficiency and we’re gonna get the eukaryotes to pay for it!”

Just got a mental picture of that fucking mouth he uses to say that. Fuck... lol!!!

“I have lots of mutations. The best mutations.”

Oh, it’s a charge alright, and the charge is murder.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you