I’m probably in the distinct minority but I still am #teamAnna. Would mos def pick her instead of Summer.

I sponge off my cousin’s Plex. I don’t understand why he is hosting.

The Kia dealer talked you into buying the LX model with all the premium upgrades by telling you it's the same as driving a BMW, didn't he?

Now give it back...

As neat as it is to float the idea of a Doctor Dench, the two of them onscreen would be the hottest fire that has ever burned.

It’s Judi Dench, isn’t it? Nothing else will do.

I also known this for many years...

“There was this girl group called All Saints. And I had already beaten up one of them in the bathroom, the black girl Shaznay,” says Mel. “She started giving me attitude so I went in the bathroom and tried to rip her weave off.

Got Hillary during the 08 campaign.

Here is what I remember about Elektra: There was a boy in my class at school and he was cute and very friendly and we shared a lot of interests, but pretty much everybody thought he was gay, but he kept insisting that no, he was not gay, so I was like well okay I am gonna take you at your word, let’s go on a date, and…

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

Worst coach in the NBA, you say? Of all the ex-Lakers point guards who have coached NBA teams this year, only Byron Scott has managed to avoid sleeping with most of his players’ girlfriends. AND he beat the Warriors.

“And we’re gonna kill, and we’re just gonna keep on killin’ until we’re tired of killin’.

It's always darkest before the Don

#OscarsSoHuman

Just got a mental picture of that fucking mouth he uses to say that. Fuck... lol!!!

“I have lots of mutations. The best mutations.”

/I pick it up and throw it back at you